I’ve had this great idea!  Why should the recording industries, both movies and music, get all the fun?  What we need is a technology that allows us to restrict readership of books.  No more passing books between book pirates.

The idea is simple.  Each book comes with a unique visualiser, without which the text is unreadable.  The process involves reducing our dependence on black ink.  Each book is printed with a light sensitive ink that is not visible without the unique visualiser.

Unique Visualisers (TM) can be developed in upscale versions which project an ‘illuminating’ spectrum across the text allowing for ease of reading.  For those with more modest means, a degradable overlay will be available, which will last for at least one reading of the book.  Replacement overlays will be available one year after the initial purchase of the book and will be sourced only from the publisher.

The new Visualisationable Text (TM) will prevent the wholesale piracy of books which is facilitated by manufacturers of photocopiers and that bastion of book piracy: families and friends.

This technology will fundamentally increase the revenue share of publishers, thereby insuring the continuation of book publishing.

Who broke my reading patterns?

Who broke my reading patterns?

But Seriously!

All I want is to be able to read things that I download and who, in this world or any other, can read a whole book in ONE DAY! Fercryinoutloud!

And I just LURVE the multiple options.  Why give me a choice if you’re not Giving Me A Choice?

One Response to “Books: Now disabled with more technology”

  1. bmepain says:

    Greets! Really amazing. Big ups!

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